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Thursday, February 27, 2003

yoiez~ im so bored i could juz die... well,we've got1 hr recess todae!!!!!!!!!!!!!^_^ balaraman rocks.. say it wif me man... balaraman rocks... coz we were having p.e n i didnt bring my p.e shirt so i was crapping out some lame reason to tell him n i came up wif very very lame reasons in my head like " mr puni,my head hurts n its spinning... i think im gonna die of puking..... no realli...... " or" mr puni, i cannot do p.e cos i got severe stomach cramps....... i dunno.... mayb its becoz i didnt eat anything this morn n e hydrochloric acid in acting against my stomach... OW i think i got an ulcer.. send me to e hospital quick.."...... nah.... n grace was suggesting i said" mr puni, i cannot do p.e coz my toe hurts n it bled like mad yesterdae so much such tt im loosing blood.." well, so in e end i planned to say" i cannot do p.e coz i m on medication"... hows tt?? we took like e whole assembly time to plan tt reason n finally when its p.e time,he said... lets take height n weight..first cum first serve n after tt u can immediately go for recess.. so me grace n alloi chiong to the front to take our weight n left for our 1 HOUR RECESS!!!!!!! * so happie tt im in tears* n well, i was walking home from the bus stop when this idiotic guy shouted smth but i was too slack to hear it n i wanted to enjoy my music... but i juz happened to turn abit of my head back to see wats happening n then continued wif my journey home... then he followed me all e way n finally i asked him wad he wan n he said" can i get to know u?" n i was like..."NO!"
but he continued bugging me.... n i was soooooooo pissed i screamed at him.."NO!" n chao home b4 he could say anything else....in e lobby, kai was sitting there wif bala n the other uncle n they saw everything so they were like... "whus tt? " n i said "dunno?!" so they asked me wat happened n i told them everything n kai said:" u should have copied down the car plate no. then sue him......... anyway u can stand this type of ppl arh? if me ah, i whack him liao" *hahaha.....now i regretting tt i nv whack* well, its like 5.35pm now? anyway i gtg liao coz i need to bath... then watch TV!!!*MY BELOVED TV!!!!!!!* tata~*

yoyo ppl... i wanted to update yesterdae but unfortuanately.... when i cliked the post n publish button,the whole internet connection was disconnected so yup..... ya noe..... n anyway from now onwards i can only log on to the computer n update my stupid blog twice in every five daes?? like from mondae to fridae i can only log on on wednesdaes n fridaes n on fridaes, i promise i will stay online on msn until damn late coz the next dae got no sch wat...... n anyway, im here in school now...got 1 hr recess thnx to mr balaraman!!!! actually he is mr puni but becos he acted in some tv series n his name in that schow is malaraman so we all deceided to call him balaraman!!!! yup n anyway.. have fun in ya sch kk??? promise me ppl.... n well, no bloggies tonight for celine...*awwww* sad case for u celine..... maybe u haf top wait till tommorrow!!!! k???? anyway i promise i will update tomorrow k??? i thnk u r saying tt i suck now rite!? yahahaha im so smart i can read ur mind like no ones bloody business..sore was watashi no yakkusoko desu...er.... it mean tt is mypromise. n tata~*

Monday, February 24, 2003

*woof*i feel crappy todae.. scraed e shit outta sum ppl couple of times todae... first wan is cheryl where i was juz tired after a hard n tiring dae during lunch when she was queuing up, she didnt save a space for me n told me n ally to get lost to e back... so i juz started walking to e back n suddenly she screamed" NO!!! SORRIE SORRIE... CUM BACK IM SO SORRY" n i was like"sorrie for wat"u noe.. in those hack-care tone... n she said" i tot u were pissed..... u not pissed arh??? scare me man.. i tot u realli pissed... i almost died" *huh? do i look pissed most of the time?? maybe juz tt i dunnoe..* well, the second time was during training. i couldnt do the stupid rope movement rite n was kinda showing my temper on the rope when nat suddenly ask me"r u ok or not yuhan? do u need me to teach u ?" when ppl tok to u u muz look at them rite? so i looked at her in e eye butdidnt really bothered much to turn n she ALSO tot tt i was pissed...guess wat she said??"SORRY, I TOT U NEEDED HELP, I DIDNT MEAN TO INSULT U..." I WAS SO DAMN SURPRISED MAN.. I MEAN U CUM TO SCH N EVERY1 JUZ KEEPS APOLOGIZING TO U FOR NOT PARTICULAR REASON?! k well,mayb becoz they tot tt i was pissed n they noe how horrible n terrible i can get when i m damn bloodily pissed off n finally the third wan was my coach. she was scolding me for returning late but its becoz i fell.... not juz any oridinary fall but its becoz i slipped... the ppl were washin e canteen n i was walking barefooted wif veron to the drink store n i haf no idea why or how i slipped n fell n landed in some funny position n they were laughin at me...back to the hall, the coach asked us why were late n i said becoz i fell n she scolded me for lying??? n say tt i dun look like i fell so i showed her my wet butt n she gave me those kind of face which u feel like spanking her good n hard which then kinda pissed me off n i glared at her but how big can my eyes get ????n tt realli hit her good n well, coz for the rest of the dae, she nv even scolded me again but instead,keep looking at me to see wat i was doing n when i glared at her again,she quickly turned away..... kool huh??? grace alwaes say so coz of my stupid fringe. well.. gtg eat my noodle before they turn soggy but i think they r already... so tata~*

Sunday, February 23, 2003

hey hey ppl!!! im back for goodness sake of blog eaters out there... well, this morning my mom had to wake me up but i didnt want to... i was having such a nice dream...*dreamy expression* *hai* i had to bathe coz mua mama is not happy with me having my hair in a mess n having those groggy look -_-zzzZZZZzzzz i was still sleeping while walking ya see...... even when i walk out of my room i almost bang my head against the door frame.. but luckily i didnt.. wel,, it brushed my teeth,bath n went out to sit in the living room wif my dad n uncle kinda "talking loudly" but not quarrelling bout some chinese high stuff.. they did tt for like more than half an hour??? i was sooo hungry i could die ... but i had no idea how to interrupt so i screamed in chinese"im hungry" but they didnt care so i screamed again "im very hungry" n they still didnt care n i said"im so hungry i can eat anything infront of me" n they S.T.I.L.L didint care so i screamed damn loud " IM SO HUNGRY I CAN EAT KOR KOR (MY BRO) WHU IS JUZ SITTING NEXT TO ME" n immediately they all stopped talking loudly n laughed *woaw... great move from me.....* (imaginery commentator: n there she goes scoring a goal!!!!) n FINALLY, my dad deceided to get his ass moving to the car n drove off for some breakfast at i forgot where we went... but after tt we went to thomson plaza where i bought my kinki kids latest album!!!!!!!! ahhhhhhhhh the songs damn nice leh!!!!! i was so happy sittin in e car listening to all the songs... well, at nite. i was showing my bro all my anime drawings n he saw this piece of picture tt he FOR THE FIRST TIME C.O.M.M.E.N.T.E.D it* shocked expression* i could die juz hearing wat he said he said" this is so kinki(but it noe coz everyone is wearing proper clothes)n I SHALL KEEP IT N NOW ITS MINE!!!! hahaha" tt was the first time i heard him sy smth like this for all my anime drawings!!!!!!! well, anyway, im gonna write all e nice songs into my cd tomorrow!!!!!!! like out of my head by BBmak n ill do anything by simple plan(thnx timo!!! 4 letting me hear ur MD) n probably 3 of my kinki kids songs!!!!!! esp solitude~shinjitsu no sayonara,ai no ca ra ta &nit 4 getting kanashimi blue!!!!!! so KOOL!!!! well, gtg!!! -_-;*sweat drop* gotta eat my medicines....

Saturday, February 22, 2003

yoiez~ blog eaters....i mean the ppl whu feeds on my blog...there is this comp written by my fren n it is damn funny.. she wrote tt i m the sch head prefect n i was like*woaw... im a PREFECT n to be better.. a HEAD prefect... n tt i can learn things so fast tt i can master triple jump in less than 3 hrs... *i m even better than an olympian eh? how bout me signing up for the olympics to represent sg n win some medals?^dreaming^* -_-;*sweat drop*... n i tt i gif half my monthly pocket money to charity* aiyo... i eat wad?*...... n i visit e folds' home twice every week*wad a caring gal i m... awwww*... n wats more? i even won for public speaking on some educational thingy n attracted alot of ppl to listen* e prime ministers gonna loose his job soon*.... well, my bro almost puked n grace was screaming at her over my house fone when i read tt compo to her
.......... well, nothing else to say leh? maybe tt i was so =P.I.S.S.E.D= todae coz i had to restart my comp 3 times juz to complete this n had to change my nouse coz it is totally screwed n timothy yan had better thank me coz i changed it n if he ever cums to play warcraft3 next time he would haf a better mouse to use...=P... n i need ppl to teach me some subject coz i dun wan tuition teachers... can't imagine an woman in her 3os nagging at me... help anyone????? -_-;

Thursday, February 20, 2003

aiyo..... its exactly 10:30pm when im writin in here.. still very scared tt later i write too much then cannot publish then muz write again... sorry ppl whu feeds on this blog...... i didnt update my blog for a very long time...yes yes yes i know... its all my fault *lets all blame the stupid baldy monk named Sanzo*anyway... theres nothing realli much to write about but well, ill try to dig out smth nice
basically we(monkey n me)were irritating every1 by trying to sing the SJI song... u noe.. the wan tt goes like this: ... we r one,but we haf many,& from all e lands of earth we cum....? yup... tt's 1 of em n e other wan is the SJI sch song.we were songing all e way up to our class.oh n on our way ,we tried to bang cheryl into the lillies but she was so smart 4 e first time tt sge actually grabbed grace's hand to support herself n we couldnt push her in or else she will pull grace in who will pull ally in n then ill get pulled in as well coz we were restin our arms on each others' shoulders. n back int the class... my fren looked at me n screamed "yuhan!!!!!ur name tag!!!" n i looked down onli 2 find tt half my nametag is gone leaving only the word yu han... i was about to go down n find it but well, the teacher came n when i walked pass e window i saw this indian gal picking a black thingy up n putting it into e dustbin n i was like..."*S.H.I.T*"?
anyway we were juz happily singing all e SJI songs la k? n nothing much happened after tt juz tt i went to see e doc to get my ticket 4 escaping crozz country n i chatted wif e doc bout some computer games which r on e internet... had a nnice time toking to him... and i guess there's no more... oh n im gonna bake cookies tomorrow so whuever wants their face(cartoon form) on a cookie, u can message me n tell me to cut one out for u.. ill try.....

Wednesday, February 12, 2003

hey ppl...... im very scared tt if i type alot then later when i to publish the comp say page not found... so i shall still continue to type alot but i'll copy it n if it doesnt work.. ill try it again but this time ill paste it...
well... i didnt write yesterdae... too lazy n pissed to do so... hmmmm seems like im pissed everydae huh? well valentine's dae is cumin soon yeah? n i've got 21 more valentine dae cards to finish by fridae..when i say valentine i dun mean boyfren or galfren.. i basically mean good n best frens so yup... ppl whu receive my cards dun misunderstand ok?im juz irritated tt some idiot keeps pesterin me to go out wif him on fridae for absolutely no proper reason at all.... best part is tt im not even his stead.... but he juz kept floodin my inbox such tt i haf to keep deleting messages until finally he stopped... i guess he figured out tt his bill is rising.... im quite happy coz stupid monkey says that she'll buy me a fuzzy blue purse with bat wings at the back... yeah man... my fav.bat wings ya noe.... so cool rite? n its from annex lah... u ppl know annex rite? of course u do.. or u r an complete tootster... to the gal upstairs: im buyin u ya wallet tt u saw tt dae at far east... dun blame me if i cant find it coz we juz happened to wonder into tt shop but ill try to find it juz for ya k? ... inoe ya muz be damn happi now.
*hai* waitin for my prawn mee without prawn to cum back for mee tto eat....(my dad n mom went out to get it juz for me n my bro is eatin the same thing as me...)
here i m gonna do smth very unimaginable... tt is .. to praise the monkey: oi monkey, good performance on tuesdae.. i mean e lunch time concert... too bad that u didnt laugh during the performance or else it would have been a real good wan .end of praising session.. oh my.... mua head is spinning due to me haveing to break my record of not praising anyone for quite a while.SLIM(mi teacher incase u forgot) changed the sittin arrangements n bcoz i was sooooooooo desperate 2 noe e sitting arrangement, i had to call him up to dig out the infos from him. n finally after minutes of digging,i found out tt we get to choose whu to sit next to.. its juz tt we r gonna sit in 3s or 4s so me n monkey was happily planning whu to sit next to but of course we r sitting together coz i probably wun live without eentertainment(juz imagine ur fav tv being taken away)haha... reminds me of the crayon shin-chan show..."nnnnooooo dun leave me... tttttvvvvvvvv!!!!"
=>hugx the tv in tears..... *aiya* i feel so shitty... i have training on valentines dae... n now trainins gettin more tidious thnx 2 those idiotic gym association ppl.. how nice if i could juz stab them with my bare hands n probably hang them upside down from a tall tall tree.... they created a damn bloody hard routine lor....... i cum home with aches n orh cheeh(blue blacks) every dae after training.... k......... probably not everydae.......anyway... nothing funny happened todae coz todae hasnt end yet*hai* ppl muz be thinking (thien why bother even to cum online to write ur diary? should be done at nite wat..) my main reason is tt i dun think i got time tonite wat.....sorry lah k? i giving u presentz u noe....................^_^; *sweat drp*

Monday, February 10, 2003

yyoz ppl... i dunno if this thingy works so if there is one published then u ppl whu lives on my blog....(referring to e person sitting upstairs infront of her comp on her bed) anyway last nite my bro pissed me off by callin up wan of my bez frens juz to play round wif her sayin" would u be my stead " i was so P.I.S.S.E.D imagine u sittin beside ur best fren in sch n she juz keeps tokin bout ur bro n later when u reach home tired n lazy ur bro tells u all e good things bout ur bez fren.... how pissin will u feel? smash everything rite? yah... n so i was at the verge of cryin(fake.....F.A.K.E) n my neighbour( big gangster) n my bro tot tt i was serious bout cryin n they told me to jump into e pool... wat idiots... i cant really remember much bout yesterdae..... sorry ppl!?n then i had to try n find ways in which i can cum up here n type this shit 4 celine to read...(celine.. u better thank me.) oh ya... todae grace was being so stupid she was like... "fine i shall not tok 2 u 4 3 seconds " n i delibrately pissed her off by saying..."if u would perferrrrr, u can ignore me for 3 years~(in the accents of ears) with those stupid american slang n she was realli pissed but soon later toked 2 me again coz she will nv be able to survive without tokin to her great sanzo(me). n she got more angry when cheryl kinda printed her shoe-print onto grace's butt n there was this wet n clear mark on her ass..... hahaha ( it rained ya see.. so the ground was wet wif puddles everywhere) well, i tried takin revenge 4 grace but apparently.. cheryl's butt was "water-proof" n i stomped on her ass 3 times but my efforts was to no avail~(in my stupid accent) ya.. n anyway... we had to do this retest 4 e.maths becoz i kinda filed it by few marks n some other ppl oso retook it too we did it in e library coz the staff room was too crowded n the classroom is being occupied.. n e teachercant be bothered to check on us...(by e way his name is Mr. S Lim) but we always call him Slim.... ya... back to e story.... so in e end every1 was copying from each other n there was this question that no one knew how to do so we consulted this other sec 3 gal n she did it for us....... so i guess an A is cuming in our ways huh?
anyway.. gtg sleep... tata n oyasuminasai to ppl whu understands jap... -_-zzzzZZZZzzzzZZZZ

Sunday, February 09, 2003

sorry ppl.. todaes post will be pushed to tomorrow due to some probs... anyway cheer up...<- especially celine whu finds entertainment from my publishes... here a cheer made by my fren for the chinese band called ENERGY(HATE THEM..)
heres how it goes... who r who r who r we> sailor sailor sailor gay... whu r we? sailor gay... cant hear u? sailor gay one last time? sailor gay... TOTALLY!!!!!!!!!!!(pose) ppl reading this shall go home n practise it ya? yeah man u ppl rock the world upside down!!!!

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Saturday, February 08, 2003

todae i s very pissing dae......
first,i had to meet my fren... celine(my very very very good fren whhu juz lives upstarirs),whu made me wait for exactly 42mins and 36 secs at the orchard MRT station,then suddenly she cum n call me n ask me to go to scotts rd to find her n fascinatingly,i got lost!? n they had to cum n find me infront of the bread talk at tangs dynasty. then we went shopping for valentine dae's presents which i bought presents for my frens like celine,joan,the dragon ass n the stupid monkey.i got dragon ass two star cushions n the monkey a potrait of herself in some kool clothes....and celine n joan picked their own stuff........ i bought this small heart cushion with wings so that i can pin it on my bag n decorate it in which eva way i like it to be.....then wats the most pissin thing is that when i was at the mrt.... i felt so maluated becoz i met 4 of my frens there whu also came to meet their frens... the first fren of mine came n toked 2 me 4 about 5 mins or so then went to the cd shop upstairs to meet her fren n to buy some cds...then my second fren came about 15 mins later.. she tok to me 4 about 5 mins as well n left... the third wan came and only waved 2 ze mua~ n the forth accompanied me for about 10 mins n left... 7 mins later the first fren came down from the cd shop and soooo shocked to see me still standing there waiting pathetically for my fren named CELINE! well,it was worth the wait becoz i got to se my frens.
when i got home with celine, i had to do my stupid music theory which i dun even noe how to do n i stared at it for aabout 1/2 an hour tryin to figure out how on earth i was supposed to do it..... pissing enough huh? i shall date this day as the most pissing dae...

well, celine was being so stupid in the hair accessories shop man i had such a good laugh with joan becoz celine was tryin to demostrate how to use the stupid rubber band n she was like"u put it like that and then ... see?"n the rubberband dropped to the floor at that very instance n she was still pointing at the part where she tied the rubberband to... stupid huh?
well, basically ...nothing nice happened todae n nothing funny happened todae... so... boring dae huh?

oh n todae my bro brought 3 of his frens to mua house to play e stupid comp n e play station 2 .IT WAS SO NOISY?! k actually its not tt noisy considering the noise they made when 5 of them was here.but well, no new ppl to noe.. all the old and familiar faces ... one break dancer,one comp pro n one video games pro.well,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,so bored now........ mama complainin tt i use the comp 4 too long... wad the hell... i barely used for 35 mins.......cannot even download one online video... k..... gtg.-_-

Friday, February 07, 2003

hehe..... u wanna read this? okay..... but remember........ read n forget everythin ya? yeah man. well e monkey(goku) introduced this shit ta ze mua~ so well, arigatou gozaimasu 2 tt monkey nomly known as grace khoo n well let ze mua~ introduce my bez frens of all times.... #1 the stupid monkey called grace khoo....#2 e stupid dragon ass hakkuryu called alison gan jia sheng.. well,there r other gooooood frens of mine as well... for example.... e baka ero kappa(gojyo) named natalia yek zhu xiu<=howeva u spell it ,e stuapid kind soul hakkai named geraldine tango & not 4gettin e stupid lill peep squek named cheryl ong.........well, this is my first entry... so i shall juz leave it to this n end this short lill story becoz i gotta go study...but well i'll juz write a short paragraph on todae's happenins.... well mainly... todae,e monkey got a cramp in her stomach...*aaaaawwwwwww* n me and the dragon ass had to accompany her to e office which the idiotic office gal irritated me... how idiotic....... n me n ally accompanied the monkey almost everywhere .....to call,to wait, and to get her "hikin"bag of some sort.then we had to wait wif her 4 her driver n almost got ourselves screwed by the bitchified teacher as she was countin how long we took to assemble n me and ally kinda dashed our way to our class to line up.... well, lucky us we ran quick enough... it was worth the fun eh?how'd we say tt i should haf walked or strolled my way n get some scoldin eh? great idea.. but makes me sound like a complete loser.well,during the rest of e dae,me all n another classmate called Qi ya were rotatin places but our teacher was too lazy to gif a dman bout it so we enjoyed... but sad 2 say... i think im gonna flunk all my first test since e start of e sch as ya see, i already flunked my first english test,first e maths test,and... about to flunk my a maths test, barely passed my chem test and i think it will juz be e same for e rest of e test soooooo..... ya...... u know....
n the most pissin thing is that my stupid brother is comnpletly ignoring me becoz i kinda "communicated" with a ACS graduate student who is like.... 19 yrs old now?! anyway.... whu cares rite? i can do without a bro... or maybe i can't.?
it was great during art... the sensei(teacher) really respect me... she jokes with me... toks to me.... and things of all sorts... our theme 4 art was teenagers... so we had to draw things connected to teenagers... we wanted to draw our handphones so tt we cound bring it 2 sch... but well...... access denied........ so i decided 2 bring my discman instead....

anyway.... my short paragraph has becom a story book huh? sooo i shall stop here....THE END! -_-; gomen....